I'm now more valuable than Tiger Woods

If my prior post (about my website being valued at $944K) hasn't made you puke with laughter yet, get ready for this:

tigerwoods.com is only worth $654,943.40. That's right, according to bizinformation.org, Tiger Woods' domain name is worth roughly a third of mine.

Good thing all those women from my past haven't come out and revealed our secret trysts.

On the other hand, such behaviors tend to help those of us in the arts. Hmmm.... maybe that's just what I need -- a little controversy to reveal my dark side. Or, in my case, I may actually have to get a dark side.

Sadly, I confess that I don't even have a simple "substance abuse" problem -- or, as they call it in my field, "performance enhancing drugs."

Hey, that's it! That's my controversy! I'm an artist that doesn't use drugs!
Let's see what happens to my site's valuation now! Mwahahaha...